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New Page – Yay!

So instead of doing a post this week I created a new page called Katherine. You have guessed correct my victims. Katherine has finally blackmailed me into doing it. Now you get to learn where the hell he came from and why I am stuck with him. Sort of. There might be a part two… Continue reading New Page – Yay!

Me, me, me, me and more Me. Deal with it., Uncategorized

Things that fascinate me or in your case: pure nonsense.

When you live life like I do, people tend to scream and run in horror. Don't know why really, maybe it's Katherine? Have you met Katherine? No? Oh you're going to love him... Katherine. Katherine is a ghost. If the universe had truly loved me, Katherine would have been a polka dot chicken made of… Continue reading Things that fascinate me or in your case: pure nonsense.

Relationship Advice from an Idiot, Uncategorized

How (Not) To Be Smooth

I'm awkward; there is just no other way to describe it. I can't talk to guys without telling them my entire take over the world plan... (Who the hell does that? You tell him that on the second date... and how to achieve total insanity.) I have this overwhelming need to smile like a complete… Continue reading How (Not) To Be Smooth