Life and the art of elbow licking, Uncategorized

Ye be primitive.

What is more horrifying than your cell phone inexplicably dying on you? It's not the boogeyman picking his nose or the daunting task of finding something to watch on television... Oh no, it's something much worse. A power failure. Dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuum. There is nothing more horrifying than the knowledge that for a unknown finite… Continue reading Ye be primitive.

Life and the art of elbow licking, Uncategorized

Welcome to Africa

I've already done a post more or less like this one but there are so many mysteries and myths surrounding this beloved, scorching continent I live on that I just had to extend it and blog about it once again. I live in South Africa, a little country at the bottom of Africa that is… Continue reading Welcome to Africa

Life and the art of elbow licking, Uncategorized

When your printer gets creepy.

Oh technology. There is nothing more evil than when your cell phone decides to freeze on you just when certain conversations start to get good... You can only curse at the nonexistent evil laughter echoing in the battery when it freezes and you have no choice but to break your finger on the power button.… Continue reading When your printer gets creepy.

Educational Drama, Uncategorized

Cell phones… A match made in Heaven.

To us teens, cell phones are a match made in heaven. Not even the apocalypse will get FemaleTeen #1 from texting potential boyfriend #3, so parents... please stop wasting your breath. Teens' lives literally orbit around their cell phones, and it's not even spherical. Nowadays the scariest place for a teen is a place with… Continue reading Cell phones… A match made in Heaven.