Relationship Advice from an Idiot

He’s just not that into you.

You could be the most perfect well put together woman on this planet and you will still find a man that doesn't think you're good enough and it's not your fault. 

Life and the art of elbow licking

How to Adult (Part 1)

I is an adult. I is not happy. Adulting is not fun. Adulting can go suck a frog foot. It’s the bills, the rent, the calling the doctor by yourself when you are sick. Doing your own laundry, doing your taxes, being responsible, feeding yourself and all the little things in between. Being an adult… Continue reading How to Adult (Part 1)

Relationship Advice from an Idiot

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"I am happy on my own." The moment you utter these words, the world seemingly goes up in flames as people reprimand you, lecture you and give you a serious talking to as to why such a statement is taboo. (I mean seriously if I have to hear one more old person tell me "You're… Continue reading Seen

Life and the art of elbow licking

The art of being a somewhat lady.

There comes a time in every young female’s life when she must put away her flamethrowers and Barbie dolls and become the badass, totally mannered woman of pure etiquette she is meant to be. Or at least try not to burn down the kitchen. That works too. Ladies are not born, they are made. That… Continue reading The art of being a somewhat lady.

Relationship Advice from an Idiot

Dating an introvert: the fun, the chicken and the downright scary.

  Introvert: A social vegan that avoids meet. If you’re dating a creature of this type then kudos to you. Introverts are like cats. We are loyal lovers, tending to be more selective with whom we show our love and affection and we don’t just wag our tails for anyone. We are independent creatures that… Continue reading Dating an introvert: the fun, the chicken and the downright scary.

Relationship Advice from an Idiot

The alpha female and the nice guy

A loooooooooong time ago I did a post about bad boys and why women like them and now to focus on the other side of the rainbow infested spectrum. Why do women always reject the nice guy? Now, this is purely from my perspective because I too am one of the culprits of rejecting various young… Continue reading The alpha female and the nice guy